That's really funny. I was in the gym, lamenting how poorly I felt. I got home and my wife was in the bathroom. Needless to say 3 of 4 of us had food poisoning.
I remember waking up one night and my whole arm was numb. I bit my pinky just to make sure - no feeling. Here I was in the middle of the night having an exacerbation and I'd lost all feeling in my right arm... I was terrified. After a few minutes, the blood flowed back through my veins and my arm felt normal again.
Ok. Here are two jokes I hope are just the right amount to give us a chuckle and laugh at ourselves. OK to block if they are not. They're from the general disabled section:
Call it a hunch, but I'm pretty sure I have an abnormal convex curvature of the upper spine.
I was checking into a hotel the other week. At the counter, a guy in front of me said curtly to the receptionist, "I hope the porn channel is disabled." Unbelievable what some people are into.